non sequitur

JOQ

This one's on the occassion of Adele winning 6 Grammy's today...

Q: Where would Adele want to go for her honeymoon?

A: Adelaide (say it loud)

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Q: Which Tennis player's favorite festival is Dasara, or as people from a few parts of the country like to call it, Dussehra?

A: Martina Navratrilova!

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Q: what do you call the first cup of coffee a Tamilian has in a day?

A: Thol Kaapiyum

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Q: If Amazon releases its electronic e-book reader in Tamilnadu, what would the tag line for marketing the product be?

A: Yenna... Kindle pannriya?

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Q: What is the name of Ram Gopal Varma's Blog?

A: Ram Gopal Varma Ki blAag.

On a more serious note, his real blog is http://rgvzoomin.com/ and I think RGV is the best writer on film in India. Do read his essays to gain some very interesting insights and anecdotes.

JoQ

Q: What did Alfred Hitchcock's daughter call her mom?

A: Alma mater

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Q: Why does the superhero don the mask of a cock/rooster in the movie Kandasamy?

A: Because Kandasamy is another name for Murga.

Kandasamy, touted as the first Tamil Superhero film releases today.

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Q: what did the makers of the movie give for the premiere of Tashan?

A: Invitashan.

A few other gems are littered around 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8.

JoQ

Question: What is O. Henry's favorite animal?

Answer: Dog - because it has a twist in the tail.

the others - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

When Ajit meets Mahatma Gandhi

This is how the conversation would go when yesteryears' screen-villain Ajit meets Mahatma Gandhi.

Ajit:     Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai

Gandhi: Sara saher mujhe loincloth ke naam se jaanta hai

My sincerest apologies to my sensitive readers.