Q: What do the onlookers call a 100 meter run in which all the participants are bald people?
A: Balderdash.
Q: What was the boy's toilet called in the English grammar school?
A: Dictation. (for the slower types, it is... okay... write to me and i will tell you why it is so.)
Q: What do his friends call this chap Mallikarjuna who resides in Mysore and is an active Homosexual?
A: Maisooru Malligay. (Mysore Malli-Gay)
Q: What would the Indian Tamils in Sri Lanka say after India winning a match against Sri Lanka in Colombo?
A: More Colombo.
Q: What is the song a guy will sing to a girl when he wants to say that his heart is yearning for a kiss?
A: Kiss ka Rasta Dekhe Aye Dil Aye Saudaaee.
Q: What is the favorite breakfast item of a Tamil politician?
A: Arisi Upma. (because he is an Arisialvaadi)
Q: Where was William Shakespeare admitted after he went mad while composing his poems?
A: Sonnetarium.
If you liked these, you will also like this and this. So much for a plug.
Hey Arvind!!
What a pleasant surprise that you stumbled upon my blog - Blog makes the world small eh? First of all lovely post here - "Maisooru Malligay" brought me some memories of a Indian F grade movie I had seen a while back LOL.
Yeah, MS is way behind me now (unlike what MS wants others to believe LOL) - frankly I haven't been bothered for MS for quite a while now, though they have sent me some nasty emails recently to stir a sensation again, but bad luck for 'em :( - dogmatrix.com is not dead actually, but we are moving to a new place and a new content management system; so you can call it 'in transition' - yeah, its been in transition since quite long, but hopefully new year should bring abt more stuff there hehe.
Yeah, I have finally found the joys of blogging - the independence and the right to own what I write has made a huge difference!!
Now lemme go and hunt down your other blogs hehe!!
Suyog
Posted by: Suyog | December 19, 2005 at 08:54 PM
Great! lol
Posted by: Shankari | December 23, 2005 at 09:46 PM