A Couple of PJs

Questions:
1. Back in the 80's, the original Mrs. Gandhi was once making rounds in the markets of    her son's constituency. The heat of the summer beats upon her heavily and as she extends her hand to acquire the refreshment in the form of Limca offered to her by a party worker, the soft drink spills and falls down on the road. The next instant, to the amusement and shock of one and all present, Mrs. Gandhi breaks into a song and dance sequence.

what is the song that she sings as she dances her way into people's hearts?

2. What does Amrish Puri blurt out in his booming voice after entering Calvin's Transmogrifier as himself and coming out as one of Lord Rama's Sons?

For the un-initiated, the Transmogrifier is a cardboard box invention of Calvin's - of Calvin and Hobbes fame - into which one enters as something and comes out as something else. If you are wondering "Calvin who? #$*@", please step aside.

----

Disclaimer: The views expressed here have nothing to do with my non-existent political views and all that sort of rot.

Claimer: These gags are Arvind Swarup originals. If you see them elsewhere on the world wide web, it only means that someone chanced upon this link while stopping by the website on a hot summer afternoon.

Answers:
1. Limca gira rey Bareili key bazaar mein...
2. Mogambo Kush Hua!!

Comments

[Gaurav]

Brilliant!! More please. :)

[Arvind]

err.. thanks and all that sort of thing. Yeah! shall try.

Arvind

[Kiran Ashtekar]

I just now got your mogambo kush thing, simply overlooked it as a bit of bad typing in the hurry.

hari hari! kiran lavs you.

keep it up.

feel like sharing this one : ( not mine, ancient unless you haven't read it yet )

A newspaper headline on the story of a crazy who raped a laundry woman and ran away :

NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS.

Cheers.

[priyananda]

he he ... ( lost for words, but you get the general idea .. )

[Arvind]

Kiran: the nut screws washer and bolts is good.
Priyananda: Gee... thanks.